Wake Up… by Falling Asleep? Discover Sleepbodedut!

🌀 Introducing “Sleepbodedut”: The Revolutionary Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing — Perfected in Tsefat 

🌀Because why meditate when you can just sleep your way to enlightenment?

Tsefat, that mystical mountaintop city known for its ancient wisdom and Kabbalistic secrets, just got a modern upgrade. Forget chanting or breath control — Master Shlomo, spiritual trendsetter and local legend, has birthed Sleepbodedut, a meditative practice so cutting-edge, it basically lets you snooze your way to spiritual awakening.

His motto?

“People come to Tsefat to awaken. But sometimes, the awakening comes after you fall asleep.”

Groundbreaking stuff.

🌙 What on Earth Is Sleepbodedut?

Taking inspiration from the traditional hitbodedut — which involves talking to God in the woods — Sleepbodedut flips the script by inviting you to fall asleep with intention. Yes, intentional sleep, because your brain apparently needs “guided rest” to unlock the secrets of the universe.

No more stressing about that perfect meditation posture. Just lie back, breathe, and let the guided inner dialogue fade into a comfy nap. It’s not lucid dreaming, it’s not regular meditation — it’s sleep… but make it mystical.

🛁 The Jacuzzi Ritual: Because Bathing in Hot Bubbles Is Apparently Spiritual Now

Before slipping into your divinely appointed nap, you soak in a jacuzzi set to “just right.” This isn’t your average bubble bath; it’s a cleansing ritual that melts away your daily anxieties and prepares your nervous system for maximum snoozing potential. Ancient mikveh? Pfft. We’ve got jets and bubbles.

🌟 The Grand Finale: A Chef-Crafted Breakfast to Brag About

You won’t wake up to a bland granola bar here. After your sleepbodedut session, a professional chef whips up a breakfast that practically sings to your taste buds — think: herb-infused omelets (fancy eggs), rustic sourdough bread (yes, actual bread, not that sliced stuff), and cheeses that make you feel cultured even if you don’t know a gouda from a feta.

Add some cold-pressed olive oil and wild-foraged tea for that Instagram-ready brunch vibe, and you’ve got yourself a re-entry into reality that’s almost as blissful as the sleep you just had.

✨ Why You Should Totally Try Sleepbodedut

Besides napping with a purpose, early participants rave about:

• Deep physical relaxation (duh)

• Insightful dreams that maybe, just maybe, mean something

• Emotional release without the awkward group therapy

• Feeling like a mystical guru without the hours of chanting

🕯️ Join the Movement — At the Artists’ Colony Inn

Ready to redefine rest? Master Shlomo awaits you at the Artists’ Colony Inn — the only place in Tsefat where you can sleep with intention and indulge in a legendary artisanal breakfast.

Book your stay, and become part of the sleepy spiritual revolution. Because here, we don’t just rest — we awaken through rest.

Pajamas recommended. Enlightenment optional.

Book now!